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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:42
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Scientists Discover Promising New Alzheimer’s Treatment - SciTechDaily
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
What are some ways to get sweaty before a concert?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
If you were to write a book about being a K-pop fan, what would the last sentence be?
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
‘Death Stranding 2’ is Hideo Kojima at the peak of his powers - The Washington Post
Loons and Moons
No go.
Still no good
‘My heart is broken’: Customers reeling as General Mills discontinues 3 cereals - OregonLive.com
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
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NASA Cuts Funding Support For Lunar, Planetary and Space Sciences Conferences - NASA Watch
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Still no good.
Several Psychiatric Disorders Share The Same Root Cause, Study Finds - ScienceAlert
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids